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July 24, 2002
"The Dark, Uncomfortable World of a Pregnant Woman"

This story (almost) made me pee in my pants...

Here's an excerpt in case you are too lazy to link:

Roughly, awkwardly, she shifts her unwieldy body behind the wheel. Hiking herself up, she attempts to straighten the soggy tent of a dress and unwrap from her lower body the yards of fabric now clinging to it tenaciously. This is a real trick: Hiking up in the driver's seat of a car is not easily accomplished while wearing another human being in your belly, an extended belly which reaches all the way to the steering wheel even before it is shoved forward in the act of pulling a muumuu out of your butt-crack, but huffing breathlessly she does it. Finally her left leg is free to join her right one in the floorboards, and she can pull the door closed behind her, lock it, and turn the key in the ignition...

Posted by Molli at July 24, 2002 08:26 PM


 

 

 

 

 

 

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