Sean Harland Stats:
July 29, 2002
We were out near the valley this morning and baby saw the Kripsy Kreme sign before I did. I told him that if our errands worked out and there was time before yoga (time to digest and time to drive across town) we might be able to stop.
He simply shouted, "Sugar! Feed me sugar!" then gave me a swift punch in the upper rib and nestled back down on my bladder.
I walked in the empty place and the sweet-as-pie-faced lesbian reached over and handed me a hot glazed donut without saying a word.
"Um, free?" I managed to ask.
"Yes, you are my last customer of the morning. It's 11am time for the next shift."
"Oh, I thought you gave all crazy pregnant ladies free donuts."
"I did not even see that. Here's one for the baby too."
There ain't nothin' like a hot Krispy Kreme, let alone two, damn!